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Your principle loan was $75,000.
Yes.
But after unpaid payments and interest...
You owe a total of...
Ah, $210,308.
Yes.
Does that answer your question?
Yes.
Anything else, sir?
Talking to you has made me all the more sure now.
Thank you.
Well, thanks for calling...
Happy Cash Private Loans. Good day.
Castaway On The Moon
Retard.
Can't even die.
The 63 Building will definitely kill me.
What?
What is this?
What's with this place?
It's... an island.
A ship!
Hey...
Hey!
Over here!
There's someone over here!
There's someone over here! Yes!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Over here!
Yes! Save me! Yeah!
No, no, no, not that! Not that! I really need help!
No! No! No! Don't go! Don't go!
No! No! Please!
Hey! You!
You...
Come back!
What am I, a castaway?
Yes! It's working!
It's working! It's working!
The battery!
Wait, wait...
911, how may I help you?
- This is 911, right? / - Yes, please speak.
Sorry to trouble you when you're busy, but...
Ah... I'm stranded on a deserted island.
Pardon?
A deserted island.
A deserted island?
Yes, yes, a deserted island.
What deserted island?
Well, this island is... ah...
I'm not sure how you can get here. I've never been here before...
It's... uh... on Han River.
Han River?
Yes, yes, yes.
A deserted island?
Yes! That's right, a deserted island on Han River.
Get lost.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Ah, the battery!
Hello?!
No, no. Sujung! Sujung!
Please pick up!
Please!
What?
Oh, Sujung.
Didn't we agree not to call each other?
It's not about that. I'm in a bad situation right now...
I'm over you. Don't call me, I'm hanging up.
No... Sujung! Wait a minute!
You can't hang up! Sujung!
Wait a second, you can't! Sujung!
Sujung! Sujung?
Good afternoon.
This is SK Telecom. Mr. Kim Sunggeun, I presume?
Yes, but I'm a little busy now.
Really? But we have a special offer
for our prime customers like you.
Our new calling plan will...
Hello? I'm sorry, but this is urgent. Could you please call 911 for me?
I'm stranded on a deserted island.
A deserted island, sir?
Yes, a deserted island! As we speak.
Ah! Well, in that case...
with our special offer, you can be anywhere and make calls for only...
Wait! Hello? This isn't joke! I'm really stranded on an island!
It's... it's on Han River!
I can see the 63 Building from here!
And the National Assembly Building!
I'm serious, here!
My battery right now,
it's almost flat, so please call 911!
Save me!
I can do it.
I can make it.
I can do this!
It's okay. I can do this!
I can do this! I can do this!
I can do this...
Dad!
Stop floundering! That's why you're sinking!
Tread water with your arms. Use your arms.
Everyone else can do it! Why can't you?
Tread water like the other boys!
Like this!
Aren't you a little old for this job?
Your TOEIC score is only 700?
Why did you quit your previous job?
The company...
restructuring...
It went bankrupt!
I'm sorry!
Sujung!
I know.
I know, I'm mean, but...
Honey...
between being mean or incapable, do you know which is worse?
I'm tired.
Let's break up.
Sujung!
♪ Fast and easy loans like shopping. ♪
♪ Don't lose hope. Fast and easy loans ♪
♪ will make you happy with cash. ♪
Retard.
Even if I leave, what will change?
Attention, citizens.
This is the Civil Defence Corps...
A civil defence drill.
Maybe I should kill myself just afterwards.
Salvia.
It feels like I haven't tasted it in a hundred years.
So sweet.
Sweet enough to make you cry.
So sweet.
Dying...
I guess I can do that anytime.
It's not that bad.
It's delicious!
The water's great!
So what if I die eating this? That wouldn't be a bad way to go.
Everything's okay. Life suddenly became easier.
It's working!
That's it! It's working!
Ah, I give up.
It's all lies.
So boring.
[Social Security Card] [Kim Sunggeun]
Are you happy?
A delinquent credit card.
You're also delinquent.
You, too.
And you...
A gold delinquent card.
You really don't hear me?!
You don't hear me?!
You really don't see me?!
You don't see me?!
Hey, this... th-this...
Hey, is th-th-this delinquent?! Huh?!
This isn't delinquent!
I'm living fine without those damn cards!
After 7 years of saving up for a house...
I finally got my own place.
The duck nestles me.
I am an ugly duckling...
that became a slug rather than a swan.
Just an ugly fucking duckling...
Almost there! Just a bit further!
I need some protein, guys.
Gotcha!
Freeze. Don't move.
It'll be over quick and harmless.
Hey...
How can all you guys be so... selfish?
Hey, bird! Can't you shut up?!
That fucking...
I'm eating.
I'm definitely going to eat.
Kentucky Fried Chicken, finger-licking good.
Thanks for dropping in.
Damn, that's hot.
Hot! Hot!
Birds taste better than fish.
Perhaps evolution is the process of becoming tastier?
So bored.
There's nothing else like it.
Complete...
boredom.
'Blue bear' went shopping yesterday.
Chanel pumps.
[Save as...]
[I bought these at the mall yesterday. Aren't they pretty?]
There's no need to leave my room.
With a few clicks, anything can easily be mine.
It doesn't matter if it's real or not.
The replies on my site decide that.
Your life can become whatever you wish.
Age, face, job... anything, it doesn't matter.
Are you awake?
Do you need anything?
[Milk]
Okay.
I'll be a little late today.
Make sure you eat, okay?
Although I haven't left my room in 3 years,
I keep strict rules here.
I get up in the morning after Dad leaves at 8.
- Bye, dear. / - I'll be home late.
I get ready, then go outside.
172 calories for breakfast.
I put on 3,000 steps on the pedometer before 9.
I go to work at 9.
I clean.
I wait to go to the bathroom until Mom leaves at 12!
525 calories for lunch.
I put on 6,000 steps to digest.
After some fresh air...
Air... air...
I plan a new life again, and work on self-improvement.
After finishing all my work,
I pursue my hobby.
Taking pictures of the moon.
I take pictures of the moon...
because there's no one there.
With no one there...
it doesn't feel lonely.
And then I put on the last 1,000 steps on my pedometer.
It's not for health reasons.
After putting on 10,000 steps, I feel like I've had a good, busy day.
It's an all-too-healthy method of escapism.
- You're home. / - Yeah.
I sleep when Dad gets home at 9.
Well, to be precise... it's hypnotism, not sleeping.
To erase away the day.
And to start fresh tomorrow.
A way to be devoted to each new day.
You're sleepy.
Once in the spring and once in the fall...
The day comes just twice a year.
Now, for the countdown!
Relax. Stay calm.
Ten...
Nine...
Eight...
Seven...
Six...
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Blast off!
Attention, citizens.
This is the Civil Defence Corps...
For just 20 minutes a year...
the world briefly seems like the empty moon.
It feels...
lighter, with 1/6th the gravity, like on the moon.
I wish the world would freeze like this.
So life could be 1/6th as heavy...
It's a sign from an alien!
I already tried hypnosis 13 times, but it's no use.
It's not my fault. I must forget. I can forget.
You're sleepy.
He's alive! Thank you!
The alien... is a pervert.
'Help'...
became 'Hello'.
Good shot!
[Instant black bean noodles]
12 grams.
Just because of 12 grams...
I crumbled.
Black bean powder, sugar, dextrin, caramel colouring...
Oh, caramel...
Seasoning, flour, good flavourings...
Damn delicious modified glucosyl stevia.
Ah, I want to eat this so badly.
It doesn't have to be wheat.
No, I don't even expect that much.
If I can make noodles, anything will do.
All the times in my life
I was stupid enough to pass on black bean noodles.
I regret them so much.
Let's try one bite.
Just have one bite.
- No. / - Just one bite!
No! No! No!
Eat first.
Hey! Eat the noodles first, you bastard! Motherfucker!
Black bean noodles, everyone?
Spicy noodles for me.
If I sprinkle this down my mouth...
will this craving go away?
Stop pooping, guys.
Just eating and pooping all the time...
That's why you'll always just be damn birds.
Fucking birds.
Poop!
Poop! That's it!
That's it! Poop! Poop!
This could work! Why? Why couldn't it?
Wait, wait, wait!
Think, bird brain! What do birds eat?
That's it!
If they eat, and can't digest seeds...
What happens to the seeds?
See!
Right? It will work! This will definitely work!
Why am I talking to you?
There's definitely a seed in here somewhere! Definitely!
A-A-And...
Yeah, that works! It's working!
This is good for scraping!
I'm finally getting some use out of this card!
It's poop! Poop!
First, I must find good soil.
How can I accomplish that?
That's right.
To make a field, I have to dig furrows.
And I'll also need manure.
Things I need keep popping into mind!
I'm suddenly getting smarter.
Desire makes humans smarter.
Always constipation or diarrhoea...
When is the last time I made some good poop?
This can't make good fertilizer.
I have to get healthier.
I must make healthy poop.
And...
I have to make a lot.
Taking dinosaur DNA from a fossilised mosquito and making Jurassic Park...
or finding a wheat seed in bird poop and making black bean noodles...
which is more realistic?
I should hope for a miracle.
But it doesn't matter.
I have all the time in the world.
It's salty.
I made this salty taste on my own.
Perhaps it's because I ate bland tasting food.
I couldn't be more proud of my salty-tasting self.
Right now, I feel like the most delicious thing
at the top of the evolutionary chain.
I'm...
damn delicious.
I'm good!
I know how you feel, bud.
This suit can turn you into a scarecrow.
No need for this anymore.
[Suggested retail price: 85¢]
[Hope]
I've already been watching him for two months.
This is my mini homepage of the alien
who can only be seen from my window.
He is...
very shy.
Likes dirty things.
Enjoys adventures.
Definitely...
a pervert.
And he's very curious about Earth's black bean noodles.
Will I be invited to join...
this lonely alien's world?
I must leave my Earth.
Is it possible without NASA's help?
It's just one time.
Just this one time.
Representing the 6 billion people of Earth...
I will reply to this alien's message.
Once again, since Armstrong...
This moment... is another giant step for mankind.
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Blast off!
- Bye, dear. / - Bye.
Couldn't you find the note?
Why aren't you replying?
[3 Months Later]
It's a sprout!
♪ Fast and easy loans like shopping. ♪
♪ Don't lose hope. ♪
Banana.
Don't you agree? It has to be. Huh?
It has to be meant for me.
Hey, then why else would it be there?
It said, 'Hello'. 'Hello'. You know what that means?
So, what I'm saying is...
Someone has definitely...
been watching me closely.
A pervert? A psycho?
After 3 months and 17 days...
I finally... got a reply.
Sights and sounds...
are slowly coming to life.
You're sleepy.
That's right, a pen pal. When you write to someone you don't know.
Then you get curious and imagine who it might be.
It's an international pen pal, because it's in English.
But it's the best when you don't know who it is.
It doesn't matter who it is. It doesn't, right?
This bastard, are you starting to ignore me?
What's wrong? Going through puberty?
Corn... corn!
Corn...
See this? It's corn!
We can make noodles with corn powder!
Hey! It's corn! Corn!
Corn!
Ah... yes, hello.
By any chance, do you know... Bam Island on Han River?
Sir, how much is it for the duck boat?
Fuck! I'm really... fucking...
Oh, fuck! I'm really...
Excuse me!
Anyone here?
Black bean noodles delivery.
Excuse me, black bean noodles...
Excuse me!
Ah, some woman sent these noodles here.
Regular black bean noodles.
Black bean noodles with onions.
Seafood black bean noodles.
And this is on the house.
It's true...
We're supposed to deliver anywhere.
But this is going way overboard.
Enjoy your meal, and...
keep the dishes.
Wait!
That woman...
What does she look like?
I'd like to know as well, what a woman who would do this looks like.
Hey!
Oh, I fucking swear!
Whatever! Whatever!
Deliver it yourself, eat it, or throw it out!
My legs are all cramped!
Wait!
What's with you two...
That man...
Didn't he say something? I think he said something, didn't he?
What did he say?
You two... are really something.
You're breaking my heart.
He has a message.
To him, a bowl of black bean noodles is...
hope.
I'd stay away from him. And keep the dishes.
Hope.
I haven't heard that word in 100 years.
I'm tasting the giant bowl of hope the man sent me.
It truly is the taste of hope.
Truly.
Are you awake?
Do you need anything?
I'll be going then.
Wait...
I'd like to raise some corn.
Huh?
Corn.
Corn?
Can you get me the seeds, pots, and other things?
Sure. I'll get you the corn.
Me, too.
How long do I have to keep doing this?
Congratulations.
Hello?
How are you?
Fine, thank you. And you?
Fine, thank you.
Where are you from?
Korea? Really?
Oh my god!
Me, too! I'm Korean. From Dobong-gu.
And, uh... I...
I hope to see you.
Who are you?
What's going on?
Where could it be?
Where is it? Huh?
Where?
[This looks familiar.]
[That's my friend, who are you?]
[This is a fake homepage, people! I saw the real one!]
[Crazy bitch! Die!]
[I found this picture while I was in school...]
[These are all totally fake, you can see the clock here.]
[Fake bitch.] [Fake bitch~]
Why?
Why?!
Hey!
Fierce winds and heavy rainfall is expected overnight.
Let's turn to weather for the details.
Reporter Han?
Yes, there is a typhoon warning currently in effect in the south-east.
It's okay! Don't worry!
It'll pass in a flash! Don't worry! Alright?
Don't worry!
It's fine. It's fine...
I can't even have this?
It's really not much...
No. Just about to start, sir. Don't worry. Bye.
Who are you?
Who are you, sir?
You're not allowed to be here, sir.
He must be homeless, sir.
Sir, we came to clean...
Sir!
Stop!
Stop right there!
What's going on?
Grab him! Grab him!
Catch that guy!
This is my land!
I have to stay here!
Hold him! Hold him!
Bastard!
Why didn't you get him?
Sir, this is a conservation area. It's restricted to the public!
Just let me stay here, please?
I won't do anything.
I have to get the replies.
Put some clothes on him, first of all.
Give it up, mister.
Okay, let's go.
Ah, right to the end... this bastard! Let's go!
Let's go.
[63 Building]
That man just then was totally...
Like Tarzan.
Like a savage.
Does this go to the 63 Building?
Is something up?
No. Nothing.
Attention, citizens!
This is the Civil Defence Corps.
Attention, citizens! This is the Civil Defence Corps.
This is an air raid drill.
Once in the spring...
and once in the fall...
It's that day!
Something is up...
My...
name is...
Kim Jungyeon.
Who are you?